I fell off my unicycle today. Coming off my unicycle isn't unusual, but I've only ever fallen off twice before. The first time was the day I got my unicycle - I twisted my ankle so badly I couldn't walk properly for two days, the other was nothing special, just some skin off my palms.

So this is something unusual I suppose, I even managed to graze my knee through my pants - trousers for our UK readership - without tearing them. I haven't grazed my knee for years.